*logs on*
Me: Hm, let's check how many people liked my newest fanfiction! ~ameri-derpplz (https://www.deviantart.com/ameri-derpplz)
*notices I have 93 messages, most of those being llamas, comments and favorites.*
Me: Holy! I thought my fanfictions never had that much attention! :iconamerica5everplz:
*clicks to see what it received.*
Me: ....5 favorites. 1 comment. :iconpokerfaceamericaplz: At least my previous fanfiction got more favorites. :iconthinkingamericaplz: Then what could the other messages besides comments and favorites be?
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*realizes*
32 LLAMAS ASDF- :iconsadalfredplz:
Now I have to send back llamas to 32 people :iconamericawhyplz: